The Game So Far as narrarated by a selection of NPCs

To get some sort of game log written down and make it easier on me I have invited some of the NPCs of the game to explain what has happened.

First up in Brittany! Let's hear it Britt!

"Ugh! Do I really have to do this? You know America's Got Top Masked Talent starts in five minutes."

**chews her gum furiously**

Sure, it won't take that long. It'll even go quicker if you turn off the radio and stop reading that National US Weekly magazine.

"Like, where am I going to get all the important news then?

"Anyways, there was a Black Road and a war and some guy called Random became a King. I don't know, I don't care, it all happened long before I was born. All I know is Pappa and Grandpappi didn't like that much but what could they do? Just like if you came second in the Super Survivor Antarctica Bake-off, all you need to do is enter Who Wants To Be A Shark Tank Millionaire? and try to win there. Just go for it I say.

There were some other things too but like I said, I don't care much. Oh, wait! One of dad's nutter friends came over and trashed the foyer for no good reason. Is that the kind of information you want?

"Now look: the show is starting and if I miss all the highlights of this episode they play at the beginning then I won't know who to cheer for later.

"Didn't you say that you'd, like, pay me for this with a six-pack of Tab?"


Uhh, thanks for that Brittany.