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Post by Admin on Oct 22, 2020 0:04:24 GMT
Hot off the presses from the Dockside Dangler the front page reads:
On the second page:
Then in the later edition:
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Post by Eivor on Mar 22, 2021 20:34:04 GMT
A local wag hopes that's Corvid #1 not Corvid #19
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Post by Brian on Mar 23, 2021 22:28:43 GMT
Corvid 19 would be a heck of a band name
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Post by Hammett on Mar 23, 2021 23:07:44 GMT
How did I miss this thread when it was originally posted?
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Post by Admin on Mar 24, 2021 1:34:52 GMT
Some off the non-game posts are easy to miss, especially if you use a phone browser rather than the full-featured browser.
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Post by Admin on Mar 24, 2021 1:36:17 GMT
I think it's time to add more headlines. Maybe Gil the restaurant reviewer was at Wormwoods' on opening night.
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Post by Admin on Mar 28, 2021 6:24:24 GMT
You readers, long on memory and short on patience, have sent your loyal editors' letter after letter demanding an update of the royal pleasure cruise, which left Amber a week ago. Well, do we have news for you along with the identity of the King of Ayalos' mysterious Paramour!
Our Rebma reporter has received word that the royal party of Princesses Eivor and Lorelei, Prince Calvera, King Brian of Ayalos, the mysterious ingenue Kat, and - wait for it! - Lord Vincent's wife, Lady Shelly, has landed in Deiga and has set the town on fire with their wicked passionate ways.
The whole group has taken up a full floor of rooms in the Net and Bean the beating heart of the most licentious neighborhood in that great city! The locals recognize perversion when they see it. With the Rebman princess summoning other locals to join in the orgiastic revels, the Deigan Chamber of Commerce has risen and brought the city to riot to clean the place of any fun that doesn't generate enough cash for the local businesses.
We will print further updates as more news is relayed to us! Keep reading, Danglers!
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Post by Katerina on Jun 20, 2021 16:54:04 GMT
I knew I'd seen Eivor called as Princess somewhere and its here in the dispicable rag that notes on Amber royalty. In game she said she's only Lady Eivor.
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Post by Brian on Jun 20, 2021 19:21:39 GMT
I knew I'd seen Eivor called as Princess somewhere and its here in the dispicable rag that notes on Amber royalty. In game she said she's only Lady Eivor. Kat seems to read these tabloids |
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Post by Katerina on Jun 20, 2021 20:14:34 GMT
Kat checks every source of information
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Post by Admin on Jun 21, 2021 4:28:22 GMT
RETRACTION FROM THE EDITOR OF DOCKSIDE DANGLER!
In a recent edition of this fine newspaper, Amber City's best source for news, weather, and royal gossip, we mistakenly applied the incorrect title to Eivor. Our assistant editor brazenly, with vim and vigour, referred to the lady as 'Princess'. We want to correct that mistake by announcing her true title: Queen Eivor! Yes, our little girl has become the most recent Sun Queen of Golden Sands, marking her as the most beautiful, most eligible bachelorette in the Golden Circle! C'mon boys, polish those shoes, press those clothes, head down to McNeece & Sons to buy a diamond ring, then take your shot at wooing the prettiest young woman around. But take care! Please don't be too hasty, or her father might sic his hounds on you!
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Post by Admin on Mar 2, 2023 6:02:52 GMT
We are long overdue for some more newspaper stories. Write some of your own, if you like, but keep them a notch below Hello!, National Enquirer, and Weekly World News.
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Post by Katerina on Mar 2, 2023 7:39:31 GMT
Royal Wedding Announced
Dapper Dirk, the gorgeous hunk and son of Prince Caine is reported to be smiten with one of the Motius twins and Regent Flora proudly announced their engagement to a throng of ladies at a recent afternoon tea. Will we get a days holiday to put on our collars and celebrate the nuptials of the happy couple? But this reporter wants to know just which one of the twins has Delecious Dirk fallen for and will the other twin get jealous?
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Post by Admin on Mar 3, 2023 4:44:17 GMT
Stop the Presses! Breaking News!!!
Our reporter based inside the castle reports the Glorious Regent Florimel has worked out a deal with the Moitus family wherein one of the Twins will marry the Mysterious Lord Ovid! Royal watchers are already speculating on the planned locations for the wedding and reception! Or will it be a double wedding?! Colours are being pondered, and dresses designed! Our reporter continues to investigate this story and hopes to identify which of the twins the Lords will each marry. It's going to be an awfully difficult to choice, boys!
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Post by Katerina on Mar 3, 2023 8:28:22 GMT
More Stop Press! Further Update!
Delicious Dirk is reported to be angry that Lord Ovid is taking one of his brides! Apparently one bride is not enough to catisfy him and he needs to marry both of the twins so that they can keep up with his reported voracious sexual appetite. Will there be a duel in the offing this reporter wonders, so that Dirk can get his satisfaction. We'll bring you more on this breaking story soon ....
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